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Warehouse Fire – SNL

>>>WE MADE A COMPLETE SWEEP OF THE BUILDING. NO ONE ELSE WAS IN THERE. >>YOU ARE ON COOPER STREET. THE REST OF YOU ARE ON — >>DANIELS. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >>WHO?>>I SAID I HAVE TO LEAVE AT 6:00.>>BUT THAT, YOU CAN’T GO HOME. THERE IS A FIRE.>>I SQUIRTED IT BEFORE ANYBODY ELSE. I SQUIRTED […]

Earthquake News Report – SNL

>>ACTION 9, NEWS AT 5:00. NOR CAL’S NUMBER ONE CHOICE FOR NEWS. >>GOOD AFTERNOON. OUR TOP STORY, A 5.3 MAGNITUDE EARTHQUAKE RATTLED DOWNTOWN SACRAMENTO THIS MORNING, CAUSING WIDESPREAD STRUCTURAL DAMAGE. OUR OWN RANDALL FIELDS IS IN CAPITOL PLAZA. RANDALL, BESIDES THE GROUND, WHAT’S SHAKING OVER THERE?>>WELL LOTS, CAROL. AND GIVEN THE SEVERITY OF THE SITUATION, […]

STRAŻAK GASI PALACZY

Hello, it’s Brzoza! Jokes aside, but there are problem that I just can’t ignore. Today I’m going to put out smokers – for their health! Against smokers! It’s war! Okay, okay, I’ll throw it away! I’m throwing it away! Victory! No smoking here! You can’t smoke! No smoking! Are you fucking crazy? Throw this cigarette […]