Attack of Crazy Bearder Crazy Beader Showed up at the HAN RIVER Oops What the heck? This is “Bearders Noodle” (Toulbo wudong) Bearder’s Wudong [UDON]?
yes Is this a same as 1980s Toulbo Wudong? Yes, You’re right In old days, You enjoyed this Noodle only at the Rest Area, Right? But now, You can have this one in a corner of the Han River So how’d you driven into a corner? Because I am a scumbag What? Alright! You want me to serve you two “Mari”of wudong?
(mari=korean word, Terms for animals) Two Mari? Yeah! His talking is bit a weird (e-sang) Weird? (e-sang he)
(“e” means teeth / e-sang he=rotten teeth) Weird? (e-sang he?) You have to eat a Wudong but your teeth is rotting?
Fuck that shit? Sounds you Attempt at your Humor Right now?
Yes, Yes You really fucking annoy me What? Want some try? Wait a bit 3.4! the Real Udon is taste from Chef’s Hands
but also must be sanitize my hands, Sanitation! Water! Oh my god Make it softly, Mild, Mild The last is the Soup Wow! Did you see I put an Odeng (fish cake) in the udon? Wow! What about this one?, Just moment Is this a beader’s? (Toulbo-neh) You forget the important things Good! fucking eat up carefully, This is hot Fucking eat up! I said fucking eat up! eat! You fucking eat it! Hey Beader’s noodle has bankrupted in 20 years ago, You fake ass Hey you mother Fucking Bitches! I’m gonna slash and gut your organs then
I will make your bodies udon ingredient for sale Wait You female hogs I’m going to use your bodies ingredient for udon! Let me taste your boiled slices meats! That bastard is blocking us! What should I do now!? Just ram him
Aaaaah! What we have to eat? Are’t you hungry? Did you book a Guest House (Pension)? You said you would do it You said you do it When did I say that? Yo! My name is “Yong-Man”
What are your names? Here comes the Homeless ass But Some kind of tall one If girls are wandering outside would be boring and dangerous What? You’re more dangerous What a perfect insane bastard You’re just jealous, every girls are same shit right? Take your hands off This Bastard is a Habitual Offender You’re talking wild but still attractive Get lost, Before I call the Cop What a Psycho Man Why should we here We shouldn’t be here in the first place Don’t you get off? Think,long time no chances so far
if you were me,Can you blow away that? Oh, you want me to directly take you
to the police station right? Da-heh, Wait a second Why? Going Police Station? Are you going to mass up our trip? So What’s gonna do about that Leech ass? Let me do that What do you want? The World is my Oyster!
I Conquered you two! Sounds conquered my ass Fucking Good feeling Today! Today is all my treat!
Move! Move on! Go! Go! Oh! Be Quiet Please! If you were me, You don’t scream? Crazy Bitch! Oh shit! I really wanna kick him out of this car If I have to Wow! My World! My World! Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!
Oh headache… Turn the Radio On! Hey You Motherfucker! You think so too huh? What are you looking at? fucker! What the hell is that fucker? Why are you beat me Bitch! Stand up! I am a that kind of Son of Bitch! Fucking Nut! This is English, English Sweet Kitty! I am a Sentimental Fucking Asshole! The Bitch who Dumped me I will come and catch ya! and then kill her! Sentimental Fucking Bastard! Deeply Sadly My Ocean! Tell me your wish in your Hell broad The Fucking Slut comes from your Butthead! Then you look at me, Are you looking at me?
What are you looking at Bitch!? Yo baby, Yo genie! Fucking Bitch! Doggy Bitch!
You are sitting on my side Fucking Whore! You guys just blow your body in my eyes! whores! What are you looking at!
What the fuck! Heart is full? Hookers! You know nothing Hello Is this a “Guest House Come Again” I Presume? Yes, Right
What’s up? This is one who called you while ago
(call – ‘Joun-Hwa’) What? You are the one who fucking nut(Ji-ral)? Why Should I do fucking nut? Why? We’re reserved (Ye-Yaak)Customers What? I don’t Welcome the Junkie (Yaak) Customers, Please note This is not A”Yaak”(drug) this is A”Ye-Yaak”(Reservation)
You fruistrated Pops! Don’t you remember “Byeon Da-heh” and “Gim Un-ji”?
What? Byeon-teh (kinky) and Gimuchi (kimchi)? We have no named that two in here I didn’t say..
I’m busy for now… Hell..o? Guns? Anyway Where Can I get the Guns? No, it’s not When The Soldiers go to Battle Field
without Guns which means No Silverwares at the Restaurant
That’s the samething You make sense Right? Ok! Ok! Restaurants and Guns?
Yes I see, I see Anyway I’m not able to get a Gun, What should I do? No! it’s not If soldiers got no Guns, You know what happen to next? You say the Soldiers must need the Guns Right?
Yes! Yeah! You’re Right, Soldiers must have guns… The Soldiers Go to the Battle Field without Guns,
That’s a Ridiculuous! Aw, Really hard to convince you Mister First off, a Chicken Rice Soup and
a Bottle of Makgeoli (Korea Wine) Please Just wait a Hot Goddamn Minute! So Where do I get a Gun? Did you put the Penis in your Ear hole?! Put the Saussage in your earlobe?! Where do I get a Saussage Hey you Deaf Bastard! Is this a Pension (Guest House)? This is the Stable of Pigs, Shit! I’ve never seen the place like this,in my life that Someone who serves me a soju with hot break(choco bar)
fuck it.. You Shit Ass! What the hell? Are you teasing me? Knock it off What’s that? Something’s there? Bro, Two Girls are here Really? That Sisters are Fucking Nuts How’d they think to be here? Bro, Let’s Fucking Back on Track our fucked Up Vacation Sure, They are definitely Crazy Bitches
Because they’re here God damn it! Crazy Bitches would be easy to hook up Asshole hehe Yo,Are they pretty? I don’t know You ladies are hungry so much, right? What can I do for you? No silverwares in here?
No Are you kidding (jang-nan) me? No kidding (jang-nan), I’m running the business [jang-sa] How dare you pun with us? Hey You Double Bitches, You think
You can avoid,it’s because You Guys are Girls? How can we have a dinner without Utensils? Besides, We are the Customers Just eat with your own bare hands It’s ok ot be eat like fucking yummy Eat fucking Yummy?
You miserable fuck! Why on earth you have no Silverwares by the way? Because It bothers me to wash the dishes Hey!, You’ve told me this is The guest house “Come Again”? Fuck ya! I Considered many times but this is
The guest”Never Come Again” You got that?! Lanlord Fucker no mercy for Girls either I ordered the Chicken Rice Soup Nevertheless you’re serving me a ramen? Special Service Cool Ouch! Waiting for a long time isn’t it?
Yes What’s this? We ordered the pork belly
you’re serving the clams (jo-geh) You are not chilies (gochu)
(chili=dick clam=pussy) Man, Are you really nuts? Gas masks at the place for selling foods
This is totally mess The gas valve is unstable a bit, That’s why We’ve got fire accidents for 13 times 13 times?? We need Gas Masks because We don’t know when
the Gas is exploded. Da-heh, This is wrong,let’s move Just moment! Wait Alright then, Do you have any local Makgeoli? What about the oral Makgeoli? what is the oral Makgeoli? Why’d he drink up alone? gosh! This is the local people’s oral Makgeoli in this town Hoist up cool! Make another one! Son of Bitch! Hello We are also the customers,We were watching you
and then we noticed you’re exactely up-set We pissed off too, like We go berserk Ladies, Don’t be up-set and
Let’s Spending a Burning Night Burning? Now, We’re not in the mood for hearing the bullshit Don’t you see this clams? We ordered the pork belly Besides We have no Silverwares..It really is.. plus the clam taste like shit We are on the same page We ordered the Chicken Chili Soup and Makgeoli
but we’re served the Soju and Hot Break (Choco Bar) Besides This hot break is over the expiration date
Therefore this taste like fucking shit “Hot Break”? Headache..Holy Shit If we eat more in here we’re going to die, Let’s move I feel really headache
How could this happen to our Journey? You just dropped me here like hell and you dissapeared that’s it?? Don’t you pick me up immediately right now?
You fucking shitass! Oh Shit, That Goddamn broads, What a dirty temper I gotta gift for You the Surprised Special Let me see That’ll be beaute one Okay Spices with taste (salt) and For the last Gosh! Put spicies too much I have to dilute a bit more We already figured out everything that you ladies
got pursuaded So Don’t be get fresh with me Come here for a second Closer more, more
Ok, good We are now just before the explosion
When I’m warning you nicely Just fuck off son of bitch before I tear your dick off Excuse me, little while ago I was sorry a bit I’ve got the Special Service Hold on What is it? Jesus! When did you covertly sharing a table ? Wow, Good Vibes Have a Enjoy Look, He put the straws for we have enjoy each other Ok have a good time Oh good!
Oh shit, fuck! Let’s play a game Hey I told you just few moment… Just do it, our trip has already fucked-up Oh! You Ladies are cool! we’re connected each other! We just stop argument and let’s bottoms off Cheers! Fucking Noisy!You guys even have no sleep? You fuck to Bed, We are going to play a game Am I fuck to bed? Whether you’re boring,You in
or Don’t annoy me, You runt ass If you not gonna in, Fuck off, bastard Fuck off? Bastard?! It can’t be.., This is wrong! How does woman say this at first sight? It’s a nightmare Shit! Just fucking draw it!
Why are you blowing? Disable Asshole! Your mouth like shit Your mug is more like shit And I’ve never been cursing at someone since I was born Fuck You Crazy Bitch! Crazy Bitch…Fuck Ya Ok Well, Everybody Stop Fucking Nuts and Everyone drink up the ladle of ramen and Let’s change the atmosphere OK? Son of Bitch! Aah Shit! Fuck, Even The foodwaste might be better than this Where is the landlord Son of Bitch? Eeesh! Landlord…Cocksucker Crazy Bearder’s appearance without expectation I guess people love my cuisine Today I’m gonna make special desert for service You should spit again Of course I will Do nothing you beat up
Rock Paper Scissors! Win, Win! Again Do nothing you beat up
Rock Paper Scissors! Un-ji, Stop it now Let go of my arm
Do it again hey! Rock Paper Scissors! Why are you slapping me Fucking Ass! I just Slapped you Fucking Bitch! hehehe How can you laugh Now? Hey You mother Fucking Bitches! Oops!
Who is that mister? The Guy who wants to get us Hey Who the hell are you? My Goal is two heads of that Broads, Not yours When I’m telling you nicely,Just Get the fuck off
if you do I’m gonna save your asses Shit! You want to Fucking salughtering Hogs?
Why are you carrying the knife like chicken? Well, Bring it on! you both I don’t care about chickens like you even if
You’re full aboard on a truck Hey you fucking jerk! If you Getaway now,We may let you go ha ha ha! Am I need to scared? Don’t Piss in your pants later, Kids What the fuck are you doing sisters? Run! If you wanna say that You make time to run first Idiot! Move! You mother fucker! Don’t you think just die in one second is
better than die with shivering? Come on Hide over there! Where you at? Where are you? Hey You Fucker!
Who is it? Bearder’s has Bankrupted! Son! I mean toulbo’s bankrupted! I also know, Why are you gonna checking me out
and humiliating me? You Son of Bitch! Son of Bitch! You are not a Teolbo
Don’t you pretend to be a Teolbo! You Son of Bitch! Fucking Bitch! Shitty Bitch!
Worst bitch! I told you I know! I wanted to be toulbo! Hey you son of..! You’re bankrupted Your belly’s bankrupted, funk You think I’m a fucking dumbass?
I already made your car disordered Just die! Why are you making me hard! Hey Mister, Mister? Have you seen two Girls? Go..Go! in the room, Go get the Gas Masks and a Red Can! What happen to the Gas Masks? Go get it! Now Move! What the hell are you talking about? What marked on here? strom? What marked?..Beats me Mister What is this? What’s this? Toulbo (Bearder) Bastard He is really weak for smelling You never open this can before you wear the Gas Mask
You got that? What’s is this, by the way? Go Now! We really gonna die? If you don’t calm down We’re going to die You folks I’m gonna sliced ribbon your bodies and give it to the Pigs for foods
How’s that? Am I cute? Stop it! You crazy hairy shit ass! Yong-Man! Let the Girls Go and Let’s 1 on 1 Where the hell are you from? You fucking retard If I beat you, Let the Girls Go, Deal? What? Are you telling me, you beat me? A cow walking on the road is fucking laughing at you I will put your whole blood out in your body,You bet? This motherfucking ass! This is because of you!
Shitass motherfucker! Son of Bitch! My fault! I’m sorry for that!
My god! Mister hairy? Don’t do this to me, Mister….Mister bearder?? sir? Don’t go berserk!, Don’t you have a humor sensation?! Sir! Don’t be get mad! Attack of Crazy Toulbo!!
We’re not going to suffer anymore, Son of Bitch! Don’t follow me! Piece of Shit! I said come on! Come on! What the hell! I’m going crazy What are you doing fuck! Oh shit! What’s so rush about? Either way, You folks follow him to hell How do that kind of human being exists in the world? Hey! Why’d you came here? After you die, We die No one’s here! We’re helping you despite that bastard is fussing at us Yo! Yo..We don’t have much time
Put the masks on! Put on Right Away, No times to explain! What the hell is this cases? On Urgent! We don’t know we can die or not I don’t know, Just put this on fast! What the fuck are you guys doing? Fuckers Is this a Last Ditch? What the hell are you too? Put this on Quickly, We don’t have much time!
Move, Move! Make sure your ties! like me! Surstromming 30 years Aging Super Ultra Version Is this a Lunch Box Bomb? What’s gonna do with that? Fucking Cow nuts!
Scumbag! ha ha ha! I add up one more head This fucking Son of Bitch! What does he doing now?
Why does he takes a beating by him? Da-heh! Rocks! Rocks! We alreay hit him but he was Grinning! So You gonna sit still? Bitch! What did you say now? Nothing, um..Nothing You!..You!
It’s not important on this issue for now! Goddamn Mother Fucker! Wait a second Die! Asshole! 30 Years Aging Stromming! Son of Bitch! Yong-Man!! Fucking Scumbag! What the heck is this fucking like dog penis! Shit! You are more like fucking shit! Aaaah!! I stitched 30 seams but I’m living well and having fun Why? that’s because I secure the”Justice”